No matter what you give a woman, she will make better .
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a child.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her provisions, she’ll give you a something to eat.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a lot of shit.